Every agency needs some wankiness, some bullshit, some fluff.

That’s why we used all of this up in our name, so you won’t have to sit through flowery presentations with no substance.

But if you are REALLY into fluff and fake prosecco and canapé events, and endless demos of rebrandings made by junior designers with stock photography charged a quarter million pounds (*actual fact) feel free to fuck off and hire one of the hundreds fluff-based hipster agencies in London.